Do you see any men pictured in this ad? "Spot Reducer." Yeah. Right. "Apply over most any part of your body." "Increased awakened blood circulation." And that picture! WOO-HOO! Who do they think they were kidding?
First published in 1968 (I was 9!), I have been writing professionally part-time for more than two decades. I have been freelancing for various authors, editors and publishers for the past three years on the behind-the-scenes tasks of writing.
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"Penetrating massage."
Say no more, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, etc.
Word verification word: "enchi", not the whole enchilada :-)
WoW! who knew I could take off excess weight just by wearing a black girdle, pointy bra and lie down with a flashlight on my stomach! Pass the pie ma!
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