Where was this guy when they needed him in Minnesota?
Seriously, birthmark? Is that what they told him? I can hear it now..., "Son, destiny gave you a birthmark that just coincidentally looks exactly like our American flag...complete with all 48 stars." "But, Pop...it...it's glowing." "That's just a rash, kid. It'll go away." If it were me I'd be more concerned about getting that drip fixed.