Hey, Jay! Is that a helmet in your pants or are ya just glad ta see me? I mean seriously, he carries his helmet stuffed in his pants?? He's the Flash fergoshsakes! Why doesn't he just leave it at home and run and get it when he needs it? Wouldn't take a sec...literally. And man, I bet those wings could cause issues, y'know? OUCH!
Isn't that helmet made of metal, that's got to be very uncomfortable.
ReplyDelete""Why doesn't he just leave it at home and run and get it when he needs it?
ReplyDeleteYou know, that had never occurred to me before - in fact, why does he need to keep his Flash outfit under his civvies at all?
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Maybe he had a ring inside his pants that held the helmet.
ReplyDeletenot gonna make a lewd comment about a helmet in his trousers...
ReplyDelete"Nawh, Flash, nobody can tell you're wearing a metal helmet in your pants - you look completely inconspicuous."
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