Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Grace Kelly



I want to go on record right now as saying that seeing Grace Kelly on the big screen for the first time in a late seventies revival of TO CATCH A THIEF was a revelation to me. Television simply does not do her justice. Grace Kelly is the single most naturally beautiful and sexy woman ever to appear on-screen. There. I've said it. Apologies to Linda Blair, Hayley Mills and all of my other cinematic crushes but it's true! I honestly think the picture posted here on the left is, in fact, the sexiest photo I have ever seen. Yes, I know it's in color, too, but this version, from the cover of author Robert Lacey's biography of Kelly, is even better!

Check out today's update of my other blog, YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR LAST PICTURE (http://youreonlyasgoodasyourlastpicture.blogspot.com/) for the full story on the future Princess Grace and her final Hollywood film.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Rare Jim Engel!


Hey, Jim! Look what I found! This illustration of Mr. Engel's DICK DUCK, DUCK DICK was clipped a few decades back from a mailing envelope for THE COMIC READER (in which said strip appeared) and presented here today in the new century for all of you nostalgic fanzine fans!

Monday, February 02, 2009

Boris Karloff

What is the first movie that you ever saw that truly scared the bejabbers out you? More than likely, the answer to that question will depend on many other factors than the movie itself--your age, where you live, what was happening in your life at the time, etc.
In my case, I know that I had grown up loving scary movies but never really been scared by them. That probably had a lot to do with my seeing pictures like THE GHOST AND MISTER CHICKEN and TV series such as THE MUNSTERS aand THE ADDAMS FAMILY. The first time I saw Boris Karloff in FRANKENSTEIN, I remember being more than a little sympathetic to the monster as opposed to scared.
Karloff, as previously noted here on this blog, was almost a grandfather figure to me growing up. He was elderly, kind looking and appeared on TV doing cartoon voices, dancing with Red Skelton and trussed up in drag on THE GIRL FROM U.N.C.L.E..
On this date 40 years ago, February 2nd, 1969, Boris Karloff died. I was just ten years old. In those horse and buggy days, news didn't travel so fast to us kids so I'm pretty sure I didn't even hear about it for months.
Sometime around 1970, SCREAM-IN, the local Saturday night horror fest, was running a Karloff movie I had never heard of at all-BLACK SABBATH. I decided to watch it thinking it would be nice seeing Karloff--my grandfather figure--looking alive and healthy again. It was almost as if a beloved family member was coming back to life. I watched it and from that point on never, ever thought of Boris Karloff as JUST a kindly old grandfather figure again!
BLACK SABBATH is an American re-edit of a 1963 Italian Mario Bava film. In Italian cinema, there is a tradition of offering features with multiple, unrelated storylines and this was one of those. I'm sure there's a name for it but I'm drawing a blank right now. Each short tale is introduced by Boris Karloff in much the same manner of his early sixties TV series, THRILLER which I recalled watching as a very young child.
The first two stories are boring...or at least the were to me that night.
The third tale is the one that actually stars Boris. THE WURDALAK is a creepy, atmospheric tale of an Eastern European family in the 1800's anxiously awaiting the return of their father who has gone off to kill a local bandit. A young man arrives at the home and is given shelter and agrees to wait with them. They explain that the father has warned them that if he is gone more than a week, he will return as a Wurdalak, apparently a particularly nasty, almost incestuous type of vampire that feeds on family members. In time the father returns and...
I had the worst nightmares I had ever had that night and for days afterwards!! My beloved grandfather figure returned from the dead and killed his family!! It could have been MY family!!
Boris Karloff was by all accounts a true gentleman, cultivated and with a strong sense of values and work ethics, a great sense of humor and a love for his fans but that Saturday night not that long after his death, I learned something else very important about him--He was also one HELL of an actor! I've missed him all the more ever since.

The Graveyard Book Wins Newbery


Yesterday on my other blog, YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR LAST PICTURE, I noted that the book, THE STORY OF MANKIND, was the first winner of the Newbery Award for excellence in children's literature. Managing a bookstore for years asI did, I had to become quite familiar with the Newbery. Many's the time I found myself wondering when the choices were announced why exactly a certain title was chosen as they were often titles that, if we carried them at all, didn't even sell. Thus it shouldn't surprise me that THE GRAVEYARD BOOK by fellow blogger and pop culture superstar Neil Gaiman recently won this year's Newbery Award!

If it sold more than one copy at my store (and I believe that was to muse Brittany Rose!), I'd be surprised.
Still, with CORALINE opening this week in theaters, it couldn't have come at a better time to put Englishman Neil's name out there as, strangely enough, America's premier children's book author! Perhaps as big a surprise to him as to anyone else! See here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2009/jan/27/neil-gaiman-newbery-medal-controversy

An intelligent man, a clever man, a witty man, a nice man...you just never hear anything bad about Neil Gaiman. My wife and I saw him lecturing a few years back and it really was like going to a rock concert. People kept seeing a glimpse of a leather jacket up on stage and whispering, "Is it him? It's him! No..."
Like most Newbery books, this probably means teachers will flock to THE GRAVEYARD BOOK. Unlike many in recent years, it also probably means kids will on their own, too! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Last Picture Update-Ronald Colman


Thanks to a nice plug from the one and only Fred Hembeck, I felt it was time to update YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR LAST PICTURE. Inasmuch as we had had a request to feature the great Ronald Colman, that's who we spotlighted in today's update with a look at Irwin Allen's THE STORY OF MANKIND co-starring Vincent Price. Comments? Requests?http://youreonlyasgoodasyourlastpicture.blogspot.com/
BTW, If you ever meet me, be sure to ask me to do my dirty Ronald Colman impression. It is, I've been told, a hoot!

Gil Kane Blog


My new Wally Wood blog at http://wallywoodart.blogspot.com/ has been very successful very quickly! Thanks to all who've offered encouragement, endorsements and tips! Just wanted to say that my creation of said blog this past week was inspired in part by Joe Bloke's recent creation of a dedicated blog for another unique comic book artist, Gil Kane. Go here for lots of anatomical correctness and those patented up-the-nose shots: http://gilkane.blogspot.com/. Enjoy!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Replica Grenade Ad



















I get it. I understand the desire of recent decades to tone down violent toys but let's face it. They serve a purpose. My favorite toys were always cap guns and popguns. I had dozens--police specials, army issue, rayguns, cowboy pistols, rifles, shotguns. I never hurt anybody and I was able to take out my youthful aggresion. Maybe we've overdone it and maybe that's why our youth have been getting MORE violent instead of less violent? Just a thought. I had grenades, too, but with mine you had to make your own "KER-SHPLOOOOOOMMMM!" noises. Apparently THIS one really exploded! Ah, for the simpler joys of childhood.